It is done!

So, the dude spent the last few months searching for the mythical holy grail of, yes: remote-controlled boats. His requirements were as specific as they were seemingly unsatisfiable: The boat needed to be small enough to comfortably fit in the tub, yet big enough to allow king and queen (the lego zoo keeper and grandmother who currently reside in the dollhouse) to go for an outing without falling off, and since king and queen do NOT travel light, it absolutely needed to have an open deck. In addition, and maybe most difficult of all, he needed to be able to pay for it, so the 399€-version the internet had to offer, gorgeous as it may have been, did not quite fit the bill. The search spanned three countries on two continents and all the stores the Mommy, Daddy and anyone else he could enlist could think of both online and offline. Despite the many setbacks, he never lost hope - and rightfully so, for behold, the holy grail has been found:

Now he just needs to learn not to crash it into the walls...